May 2007 You thought there were no official photos but finally we managed to grease the right palms and snatch some wedding snaps. No we're not talking Elton John's recent celebration nor Bollywood's biggest ever marriage but the most peackockish from the land of Arab cinema, that of President Mubarak's son Gamal and heir apparent. Photos 1 and 2: Mubarak smirks sheepishly after discarding his King Farouk trilby and oversized sunglasses. His fancy dress fooled paparazzi and wedding guests with embarrassing ease. Caution - subversive hackers have inserted an invisible code into each photo - Don't click on any picture with your mouse. Photos 3 and 4: "Let them eat cake." Mubarak presented white roses and an enromous statue-like cake of himself. Due to the hard caramalized surface guests were provided with solid claw hammers. Latest news 22 May 2012: Cairo psychiatrist claims he can "cure" 70 to 75 per cent of gay teenagers.