This man's one of my most reliable punters and I'm happy because he pays me about $100 million a minute ! Just to give you a flavour of what happened - here's a transcript of just thirty seconds of our cosy chat during foreplay inside the heli. ME: So I can torture terrorist suspects and you'll help me and I can also torture gays for......well, for whatever reason...... But, Egypt will become a pariah state ! BUSH: But this is the clever bit. At the same time I befriend the war crimminal Sharon and bomb Iraq into the Stoneage and you pretend to be ever so upset. ME: I never thought I would say this, my little Bush baby, but you ARE a genius ! Latest news 22 May 2012: Cairo psychiatrist claims he can "cure" 70 to 75 per cent of gay teenagers.